why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out
my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once
when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve
It is this one. Occasionally, the original text/pic gets deleted and replaced with a gif of your OTP or that actor in that one show or a quote from that thing you like. But it’s not them. It never was them. It has always been, and always will be, a lie.
And now it’s a picture of Luke Hemmings.
okay so I noticed that there is a very underrated performance of Luke which makes me cry everytime I watch it so I thought I’d share it with you.
1st. the beginning where Luke says, “oi, c-dizzle this goes out to you” and CALUM FREAKING RESPONDS WITH “GO LUKE!”
2nd. also in the beginning where those annoying girls are making fun of Luke and saying stuff like “he’s too gangsta for chairs” like that makes no sense stfu
3rd of all LUKES FETUS VOICE IS AMAZING THOSE VOCALS ARE ON POINT EVEN THOUGH HES ALL SHAKEY AND HIS STRUMMING AND HIS HAIR AND UGH
DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!!
If you have already seen this, you can’t go back.
You see that figure in the background? It is a ghost. An evil one.
If you don’t reblog this, that ghost will come into your room.
and kill you.
i didnt know hella jeff was real
hella jeff the killer
*Violently pushes you down the stairs where you crack your head and die*
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I’m not taking chances
sweet no and hella death
"The only thing that will kill me is when I be sarcastic to the wrong person." - Wise Friend.